Category: Our Photo Stories
Going for silver
Everything that’s shining isn’t gold. Thank goodness for that. Don’t know about tomorrow, but for today we’re all siver.
Suggested accompanying music: fab Donkeyboy’s Silver Moon!! We love it!
Upwards and onwards, darling: let’s go for 2nd place!
Let’s go in style, lazy! There’s no end to my strength!
Eeeeeh…might have promised too much…
WHYYYYY DID I NOT GO TO THE GYM???!
Ooooooh…! Glitter! Glitter! Glitter!
Glam meets traditional
Ok so we’ve moved into this lovely old and traditional Norwegian neighbourhood (see the post “Modern meets old” to get the full story). Better study the local clothing traditions. Like knitting. Perhaps we’ll even manage to blend in..?
Look, darling! I’m sure I could wear that one! I mean – you’ve managed to go eeeh…somewhat…traditional…?
Noooo! I’ve changed my mind! No way I’m blending into the background! I want my disco!
Whether you want or not is simply not a question…!
There you go, darling…! Not so bad, see..?
I’m still not giving up my disco. So there.
Modern meets old
The Bandits are on the move. Changing habitat, as it were. Will they cope? Will they survive..?
Oh dear…oh no…are we really doing the right thing leaving..?
Goodbye dear home! Oh…horror!! …goodbye…urban life???
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Can’t cope! Can’t cope! Can’t cope!
Still. We ARE leaving in style. I suppose that’s something.
Hmmm…this neighbour doesn’t seem to mind our rather…ummm…out of place style..?
Well I was right! These neighbours are dead cool! We love them!
And so…a great welcome to our new home, everyone!
Heading for the Moon
The Fashion Bandits are heading for the moon! Well – of course. Why aim for anything less? No, hang on. World dominion next step. Obviously. But for now…ready for lift-off!
How about some accompanying music? We love Donkeyboy’s “Silver Moon!”
Calling spaceship: ready for lift-off!
Righteeoh, here we go..!
Hang on! Heeeelp! I swear this suitcase is alive!!
Heeelp! Anyone??
That’s better. Now. Better look friendly upon arriving. You never know whom you’ll meet up there.
Moonboots TFB style. Don’t know if they’ll work or not. But hey – at least they look good.
Returning to planet Earth?? Now?? Noooo! Don’t leave without me!
So did she make it?? And what happened upon the return? And what about world dominion? Stay tuned for the answer!
Wedding photos – TFB style
Welcome to our wedding gallery! Sliiiightly different clothes – sliiiightly different poses. Well – TFB style, really.
New weddings, more unlikely outfits and poses are on their way, but for now: Enjoy this our first wedding!
Just checking the stock exchange, darling…
“Jumping with joy! We’re finally marriiiieeed! Wohey!” “Sorry, darling..? Oh yeah, sure.”
Don’t mess with the Fashion Bandits. Particularly not with our page boy.
Just kiddiiiiing! We’re not that serious. Seriously.
Finding the right shoes was the easiest task. They had to match our urban baby [dog, if you didn’t get it]. Naturally.
Jewellery fitting a Bandit. (Yeah, we can go conventional too. Just as long as we like it.)
Keep it simple. (Mostly Model Bandit Even’s opinion. Mostly not Head Bandit’s.)
Brightening up the skatepark
We love colours. Especially bright colours. ‘Cause bright colours are…eeerrr…bright! And light! And fun! No offence, dear, classic Black, but you are rather…eeeerrr…dark…aren’t you..? So let’s save you for the darker seasons. So…take a holiday! Enjoy yourself! And see you in October!
Suggested accompanying music: The Freestylers’ Weekend song. Yeee-yee-yee-yee-yeey!
Colours: More is more and less is just so much less. And more is usually more fun than less. Really. It’s not exactly rocket science.
Hey! Move, lazy!!
Right then. My turn to relax…
Up the challenge: Skateboarding in platform wedges. A&E: be on standby.
Yu-huuuu! I can flyyyyy!
(Well. Almost.)
And no – we’re not sponsored by Adidas. We just love their stuff. But hey! With all this free advertising we really should be, so have a think about that one, Adidas!
Alpine Glam
Looking good in the slopes just took on a whole new meaning…
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Do I look good enough to hit the slopes now, do you think, darling..?
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Seeeeriously…Afterski is in dire need of some glam. So we decided to do something about it. (And no way we’re drinking beer.)
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Afterski taxi. Dress in style – arrive in style.
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So the question is…who will pass the dress code…?
A great thank you to Stormberg for being the first Bandit Contributer by lending us all the fab sportswear straight away, no questions asked, when we proposed our mad Fashion Bandits concept, all very fresh and new and just starting out. Proper Bandit spirit!
Sportswear. Kind of.
Multisporting.
All-in-one solution! Introducing the hottest exercise trend and style in sportswear: Multisporting. Perfect for the hardworking 100% stressed out there’s-never-enough-time-oh!my!god!-I have-to-run-sorriiiieeee! urban dweller who still thinks sprinting through the world’s greatest marathon – Life – is a very clever idea.
Neither the right equipment nor the correct outfit? So what? Bet we’re having a greater laugh than the pros. (Not to mention our spectators.)
Don’t mess with our style!
Now how was the technique for this again..?
More “sportswear” coming soon!
A great thank you to Stormberg for being the first Bandit Contributer by lending us all the fab sportswear straight away, no questions asked, when we proposed our mad Fashion Bandits concept, all very fresh and new and just starting out. Proper Bandit spirit!
Ski Boots Crisis
All women like gifts. But buying clothes/shoes/bags etc. etc. for your beloved is risky business. And ski boots classify as shoes…
He bought me bluuuuue boots!! Bluuuuue! How am I supposed to show up in the slopes when I am not colour coordinated?!?
I said I wanted PINK boots, not BLUE, you mooooroooon!!
You. Will. Never. Buy. Me. Anything. Not. Matching. My. Outfit. Again!!!
Ah well, Jørgen. Better luck next time.
A great thank you to Stormberg for being the first Bandit Contributer by lending us all the fab sportswear straight away, no questions asked, when we proposed our mad Fashion Bandits concept, all very fresh and new and just starting out. Proper Bandit spirit!